This month's high holy drinking holiday— The Super Bowl — is upon us, and since none of you are buying enough beer for the occasion we dug up a few suggestions to maximize your buzz during the big game.

If your apartment is too disgusting cozy to throw a proper Super Bowl party, why not try one of Gothamists' picks. Because, hey, there's nothing like being covered in body paint, beer and a stranger's vomit.

Want a marginally classier venue to watch the game? The newly Bruni-lauded bar at Cabrito is hauling in three TVs for the game.

Buy enough beer?  Probably not.  Why not mix your diminishing supply into a tasty beer cocktail like a classic Shandy. Bartender.com also take a crack at coming up with some of its own Super Bowl cocktails. Honestly, I don't recommend any of the drinks unless your friends are easily impressed by cutesy cocktail names.  Last I checked, adding 'Kick' or 'Touchdown' does not make a drink football appropriate.

The Shandy too simple for your taste?  Drinks for the House offers three of its favorite gameday drinks.

And for the diehard fans, there's always About.com's official Steelers and Cardinals cocktails.

Based on these recipes, I won't cheer for either team.